Blah Blah Blah and Whatever

"One time I got in a fight at Rock Bar."
"Mmm, interesting."
"Yeah, this guy was all 'move outta my way' and blah blah blah and I was all 'yeah right' and blah blah blah.  So I just stood there.  And he pushed me and blah blah blah and whatever and I was like 'hell no, i'm staying put' so I just stood there and whatever.  And he pushed me again and I was all 'you're being annoying!' So he punch me and I punched him back and whatever.  The bouncers totally threw him out and not me and blah blah blah."
"Oh so you're the manliest then."
"Yeah, well I'm the tallest at least."

That was how my date went Saturday night. I was so looking forward to it too.  The VIP was well written, intelligent and witty on paper.  Our emails were insightful and entertaining, his pictures were attractive; everything should've been unicorns, rainbows and floating hearts.

Instead he showed up an hour late, I had to buy the movie tickets and he was totally out of it the entire time.  I had to lead him into the theater while he was in his own little world.  Since we were late there were no two seats next to each other so, while he leaned against the wall and watched the movie, I had to go ask some people to move so we could sit down.  Afterwards, the credits started rolling and he just sat there and watched the screen.  He didn't even move!  I, once again, had to guide him out of the theater.

He's a snowboarder so I'm not sure if he's just hit his head one too many times or if he was high.  I don't know.  But that guy was weird.  And everytime he said "blah blah blah" or "and whatever" I wanted to stab myself in the eye.

He intrigues me though.  Not in a romantic sense, but because he was so strange and either in a completely different world or yammering on and on about nothing.

To recap:
I didn't get anything for free.
I washed my hair for nothing.
I wanted to stab myself in the eye. 
I would totally go out with him agian, if he asked.

<3,
Sarah

Real Unidentified Like a Dammm Alien

I seem to have lost The Scientist and I'm trying to convince myself that I'm OK with that.  I mean, my "Break Up Songs Playlist" has yet to drone out of my speakers and my chocolate intake hasn't increased, but still- kinda sucks.

In happier news, I THOUGHT I struck out by breaking my own "Steps to a Successful Math.com date"** with a very handsome young man we'll refer to as The VIP.  I initiated the real life date, which I never do.  I gave him my number, hit send, and ate some chocolate.  His response? "I'll be in touch."  That usually translates to: "don't hold your breath succkkaa!"  But surprise surprise, he called me last night and we're going to go get our 3D on, Tim Burton style, on Saturday.  

Now that business is out of the way, howzabout a little fun?  I present you with the greatest message I've yet to receive.  Thank you Switch743.  You are a true gentleman:

(Please read out loud and in the greatest "urban accent" you can muster.)

SUBJECT: EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Wuz crackin Mizzzz?
I find you attractive.. two ways? 

Wanna know how? Ok. lol 

You got real nice colorings I like you eyes smile N hair color

N You personality Is real Unidentified like a dammm alien..

Which is interesting N to me attractive..

Things you wrote made me laugh.. Ok well adios shawty..

Holla at me? 

~Switch~

We're obviously going out next week and I fully expect a marriage within the year.
<3,
Sarah

PS- Thank you to Elise at Without Rhyme or Reason for linking to us a few weeks ago!  Can't believe I'm just now returning the shout out.  I can be such a boob sometimes.  These men are turning my brain to jelly.

PPS- I have no idea who the guy in the picture is (guys on Match are not that attractive), nor do I care.  I just wanna look at him some more.


PPSS- I'm sorry, but Switch and I aren't actually going to go out.

**A post detailing this guide to a happy internet love connection will be compiled forthwith.  Please stay tuned.