Real Unidentified Like a Dammm Alien

I seem to have lost The Scientist and I'm trying to convince myself that I'm OK with that.  I mean, my "Break Up Songs Playlist" has yet to drone out of my speakers and my chocolate intake hasn't increased, but still- kinda sucks.

In happier news, I THOUGHT I struck out by breaking my own "Steps to a Successful Math.com date"** with a very handsome young man we'll refer to as The VIP.  I initiated the real life date, which I never do.  I gave him my number, hit send, and ate some chocolate.  His response? "I'll be in touch."  That usually translates to: "don't hold your breath succkkaa!"  But surprise surprise, he called me last night and we're going to go get our 3D on, Tim Burton style, on Saturday.  

Now that business is out of the way, howzabout a little fun?  I present you with the greatest message I've yet to receive.  Thank you Switch743.  You are a true gentleman:

(Please read out loud and in the greatest "urban accent" you can muster.)

SUBJECT: EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Wuz crackin Mizzzz?
I find you attractive.. two ways? 

Wanna know how? Ok. lol 

You got real nice colorings I like you eyes smile N hair color

N You personality Is real Unidentified like a dammm alien..

Which is interesting N to me attractive..

Things you wrote made me laugh.. Ok well adios shawty..

Holla at me? 

~Switch~

We're obviously going out next week and I fully expect a marriage within the year.
<3,
Sarah

PS- Thank you to Elise at Without Rhyme or Reason for linking to us a few weeks ago!  Can't believe I'm just now returning the shout out.  I can be such a boob sometimes.  These men are turning my brain to jelly.

PPS- I have no idea who the guy in the picture is (guys on Match are not that attractive), nor do I care.  I just wanna look at him some more.


PPSS- I'm sorry, but Switch and I aren't actually going to go out.

**A post detailing this guide to a happy internet love connection will be compiled forthwith.  Please stay tuned.